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Vault: How Old Is Too Old For Dads To Take Their Daughters Into Restrooms?

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🗓️ 30 January 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Vault: How Old Is Too Old For Dads To Take Their Daughters Into Restrooms?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.4

I have a parenting etiquette question.

0:03.8

So if you're a parent, help me out with this. Because I try to be sympathetic to parents because I am one. I've got two kids. But this has happened to me now twice over the last couple of weeks. And the first time it happened, I was in Charleston a few weeks ago. And I'm at a restaurant. And I go into the men's bathroom. And while I'm in there, I'm doing my thing, doing my number one, right?

0:24.5

Mm-hmm. I'm at a restaurant and I go into the men's bathroom and while I'm in there, I'm doing my thing, doing my number one, right?

0:23.8

Mm-hmm.

0:24.7

A father will walk in there with his daughter.

0:31.0

Right?

0:31.2

Now, obviously he's there by himself, maybe a single dad, maybe he's just got his daughter for the night, right?

0:36.5

Mm-hmm.

0:36.9

And my assumption is he

0:38.3

doesn't want her to go into the girls bathroom, the women's bathroom by herself for whatever

0:44.0

reason. He doesn't feel that that's safe. And that makes sense to me at a certain age. But like

0:49.2

twice now over the last couple of weeks, it's been like seven or eight year old girls.

0:59.6

And I'm wondering where the cutoff is on that, because to me it doesn't seem real healthy for the girl.

1:05.1

And it certainly is uncomfortable for all the guys that are in the men's bathroom.

1:07.4

Am I just being sensitive to that, or does this seem a little strange?

1:17.7

I never thought about single dads or dads with their kids in the guys' bathroom because in a women's bathroom, it is, I mean, it doesn't even faze you because you see kids in there all the time with their mom.

1:17.7

So I'm surprised that he would not think a seven or eight year old girl could go to the bathroom on her own in a women's restroom because maybe, I mean, I guess I can see where he'd be concerned about her being in a room full of strangers, but I just don't understand why she couldn't go the bathroom by herself. And I'm just curious what the etiquette is on that. Has that ever happened to you? I can't think it's, I don't think it's ever happened to me, but I can see, like, I'm trying to, see, I'm terrible with kids ages.

1:45.8

Like, I always have to ask Jessica, how old's that one, how old, you know what I mean? But, like. I used to be until I had my own, and I could tell they were older than Hayden, and Hayden's five and a half. So I'm going to assume she was like, both of them were like seven or eight years old. But, like, eight years old is like. seems icky

1:59.8

yeah

2:01.0

to be in the guy's

2:01.8

bathroom

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