The Bird Show.

But I had a thought this morning when I was, when we were talking about American Idol. And Jeney Castine, 17 years old, makes a really bold decision with her mom that she's moving out to California. I mean, that's a bold decision right there. Right. She knew she was in the finals of American Idol, at least the final 32. She's like, you know what? Let's move out there. and I think I'm going to win this thing

and we'll stay in California after I win it. Well, she loses and she's three months into being in California. And now she's got to move back to Lawrenceville. So I want to know from you guys, what is the quickest move home you ever made? Like you made a tough decision. I am moving up to New York City, and I am going to follow my dream to be on Broadway, and you got to New York, and the city just ran too fast for you, or for whatever reason. Like within a week, you're like, oh, boy, I better get back to Conyers. I don't have a story like that. My brother does, though, but it wasn't really his decision.

He decided that he was going to move to San Diego. He was going to make a change. He got a job in San Diego, and he was going to drive across country. He's never done that before. So I got in the car, he drove across country. There's a long time ago before the whole cell phone thing. he got out there and they said oh you know what i know we offered you the job but in the time it took you to get

out here which was you know he he took time, so a few days or whatever, and the job, they folded the job, they took it back. Oh, no. So he had to turn around and come back to Nashville. Come right back. Oh, 404-741-105. or drive back home? I bet. And that's a long time. And you know what? It feels like four months.

We feel like, you know, four days going out.

Yeah.

Four months coming out. 1005. Did or drive back home? I bet. And that's a long time.

And you know what? It feels like four months. We feel like, you know, four days going out. Four months coming home. Right. Hey, Suzanne. Hi. Hi. I thought I was going to be really brave and go to Georgia Southern. And I've lived in Lilburn all my entire life and got there, stayed there one night. couldn't stand the person I was going to be roommates with and packed up and left the next day. Really? Night? For night. One night? And that was it? That was it. Couldn't do it. One night in States, bro. That'll do it. Yeah, that wasn't really a happening place. That doesn't sound like it. All right. thank you for calling. Thanks. And Krista, good morning. You're on all the hits Q100. Hi, how are y'all doing? Okay, thank you. The quickest I moved back home was less than a month. I moved an hour and a half away for a guy that I just met, who is now my husband. but I came back in less than a month because I missed my daddy and I missed my job, and he came with me an hour made. Oh, you're kidding. So it turned out okay, even though you moved back home. Yes. All right, thank you. Like, Geller is in this kind of situation right now, our night guy, who does nights on all the hits Q100.

He just moved his girlfriend out from Salt Lake City. And they, I mean, this is, if I was an odds maker, her being 19 and he's 25, he's got his first gig in a big time radio market. She's coming out here to live with him. Who knows what could happen? I mean, she could be calling the next time we do this. I lived this very same story with this girl I brought out to Washington, D.C., from California. And within three months, she was on a plane back or whatever to California. Was it only three months? I can't even really remember exactly what the timetable was on it. It might have been a little longer than that, maybe six months. You know, much like Melissa has her frustration with her friends who got married and then the wedding ended after six months. Oh, three months. Three months. So what happens if you're, you know, leaving for the big job so they throw you the big old going away party and they have the big old, you know, festivities and everybody's meeting at the bar and it's a big throwdown and then you leave and six weeks later you're back like is that love to ask for gifts back have you well yeah i mean that's that was the

frustrating thing yeah the three months of the wedding thing i want my plate back if you

well not gifts because i don't know if you give gifts for a going away party but like do you

get a welcome home party i don't think so no i don't think so no i don't think so and No. No, I don't think so.

And I failed miserably party?

Yeah.

I got scared to death party.

Yeah.

I have no spine party.

Good morning, Reggie.

You're on all the hits Q100.

I actually graduated from Georgia State and just decided that I wanted to live in Seattle.

So I packed up everything, moved,

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