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Vault: How did the LIVE show séance go?

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🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Vault: How did the LIVE show séance go?

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0:00.0

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1:00.2

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1:00.9

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1:01.9

We're going to replay some of Friday's haunted broadcasts, mostly for you, but some for us,

1:08.4

because the seance was supposed to be the highlight of that haunted broadcast for us on Friday. And it turned out to be some of the funniest radio we accidentally ever did. It was horrible. It was such a joke. It was awful. I was so disappointed. And you were buying into it. No, I wasn't. I was just trying to be respectful.

1:28.0

Of what?

1:28.6

In the moment. Of rude. The woman who was ruining our broadcast? Well, that's, I felt the same way. Like, you didn't want to call her out in the middle of it. I understand. Yeah, like. I wish I did. I so regret not three minutes into it, raise it. Because after she walked out, and what time we play in it?

1:46.2

615.

1:47.1

Well, we'll get into it raise it because after she walked out and what time we

1:45.2

plan it uh 615 we'll get into it more than but after she walked out and everybody because the

1:50.8

thing is she made us turn off all the lights and she was lit up by one candle and i couldn't make up

1:55.2

my eye contact with anyone and i will not do something like that unless i'm i got a partner i I'm not going to be the only person to go. Dude, this is Bia. I was kicking him under the tape. I was literally kicking you under the tape. Oh, really? Because I thought that was the Indian fellow that she called out. Yellowtail. Yellowtail. Sushi roll. And then you look over at Jen Hobby and she has her eyes closed. I would have my eyes closed so I would laugh in her face because she could see me. I was sitting right across from her and I thought I'm going to crack up laughing and I could hear Wendy kind of shifting in her chair a little bit and I thought, okay, if Wendy loses it, I'm going to totally lose it. And then we're going to lose it together. We're not going to be able to stop. So I was like, okay, close your eyes so you just don't laugh and, like, block out everything else. He's probably going to pick up the sound of me writing burnt notes going, this is ruining our whole show. Or the coast going, this is a joke. This was, Josh was in studio here, and listeners were calling right after the seance.

2:56.3

I haven't heard these yet, but this was their reaction.

2:59.2

I am so disappointed in that seon.

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