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Vault: Did he ditch her for not sleeping with him?

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🗓️ 8 May 2026

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Vault: Did he ditch her for not sleeping with him?

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including important safety information, Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit Forhurst.com. Hey, the bird show. All right, so we've been dabbling in this relationship now with Instant Message Terry for over a week. Yeah, we've been trying to help her out because she was really into this guy that she knew in college. And they had hooked up a couple times in college, but never really dated. He reached out to her and she was so overly excited. Like she was, you know, couldn't even breathe. Like she didn't know how to respond. So we were trying to help her keep the mojo and not give up too much, you know, too much interest in him. Like we wanted her to, you know, play the chase. So we helped her a couple of different times. And then the last time we talked to her, what was the last update? I mean, she had kind of ruined it a little bit by over texting him. And then he did email her. Yeah, what happened was four times she texted him and emailed him over a weekend when we said,

1:44.5

don't do anything. And she was sort of like starting to stalk the guy, and he wasn't emailing her,

1:48.3

calling her back. And then she did. She sent us an email. She forwarded us the email that he sent her

1:53.8

about this weekend. And this was on Thursday. Check this out. You guys were wrong, exclamation point.

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I didn't screw things up, exclamation point. I think he likes me, smiley face. I think this is going to be a good weekend, exclamation point. If I don't let you guys screw it up for me, smiley face. I'm really nervous he won't. I am me in the morning. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight from Terry. Okay, then I think Tracy came down here with his email and said, he said that he was coming into town this weekend. And it was sort of open, open ended. Yeah. And not just to come to town, but like it looked like he was going to come to see her. Much much money not. I care it. Good healthy. I'm trying to help your eyes. I'm not my eyes. Terry is back. Hey, Terry. Hi. Hi. How are you? I'm okay. I'm good. We thought you'd be bragging today because you went out on your own. You ended up emailing and texting this guy, which we would have never told you to do. We were basically saying the relationship was completely over. And here it is. You guys saw each other this weekend. Yeah, no, it was really, really good. I just am like, I have a couple questions about what happened, but it was really good. It was really fun. Cool. All right, so fill us in here. Friday, he comes into town, or is it Saturday?

3:11.3

Um, he came into town on Friday, and he said he was going to a Halloween party with friends.

3:19.3

So, like, Saturday night, so we asked me to meet with him up on Friday night.

3:23.3

Okay. Okay. Um, so we went on on Friday night. So we asked me to meet with him up on Friday night. Okay.

3:25.8

So we went on on Friday night and we went to dinner and we had a couple of drinks and he

3:33.6

walked back to my car and then we sat in there for a while and then we like made out.

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay. Okay. That's good. It is awkward to say it's a grown up isn't it and then um yeah so we did that for a while until like 10 30 and

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yeah like 10 30 and then he said that he had to meet some friends and so he went to do that

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and he didn't ask him and now i haven't heard from him so just kind of waiting for i am from him and

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i'm wondering if i should just i am him and say like you know hey or i had a good time or or whatever

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so let's put the pieces together so you make out with this dude for a long time in his car Friday night. Did he say that I'll call you Saturday, or did he say let's hook up later tonight or Saturday night or anything like that? No. But, I mean, he had to go to that Halloween party on Saturday night. He didn't invite you to go? No, I guess he was going through his friends.

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