Listen, it's the Bert Show.

With Haas here, I'm not even sure where to start.

I mean, there's so many avenues to go down with old Haas here. Phil Tarana, as we told you guys last week, is going to be leaving the Bert Show. Haas has joined the Bert Show from Charlotte, just to make it easy, from Charlotte. So he's going to be hanging out with us, and now he's part of the Bert Show. Right. And last week he knew nobody in town at all.

He starts this MySpace page. And like by the end of the first day, you had how many friends? About five or 600 or 600. There are people in this building, by the way, so mad at you for that. Because they've been at MySpace forever and they've got like 172 friends. know, and then they happen to go to your page and they're like, how did you do that? Yeah, you're not making a lot of friends. Like, on Friday, you've got to keep something in mind, the history of the show with Phil Tarana. I've been trying to get Phil Tarana to hook up with listeners for a long time. just, you know what, just go out, have yourself a good time, take advantage of the girls that are listening to this radio station.

Go have a long time. Just, you know what, just go out,

have yourself a good time, take advantage of the girls that are listening to this radio station.

Go have a good time. So he's tried and tried and tried and tried for four years and never been

successful. Hoss goes out one time last Thursday night. What happens, Osse?

She wakes up right beside him in next morning.

First time in Atlanta. You wanted Phil to be a player, and he's just not a player. It's just not in his blood. It doesn't pump through his veins. He's a good guy. He dates a lot of hotties and a lot of them listeners. But, like, he has to get to know them, be friends with them, be a gentleman. And hoss here's just a big old ho. So there's a difference. You put the hoe and hoss right there. Exactly. I put the hoarse for sure. Didn't we now? So hoss hooks up with this girl on Thursday night and wakes up next to her Friday. They go to Fadoes on Thursday night. They have themselves a great time. And, um... For her birthday.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

For her birthday.

Yeah.

Her 21st.

Her almost 21st.

So he wakes up the next morning and, uh, the interesting thing about this girl is she's got a, um, she carries around something very interesting, very interesting in her purse.

Yes, she does.

She told me on Thursday night that she is previously engaged and owns a $14,000 diamond ring.

And she had it with her?

Got that in a safe deposit box, I'm sure, right?

Exactly, exactly.

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