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All right. Now, this is a conversation for girls. Now, maybe guys can, you know, have an opinion on it, but guys usually don't cry very much. They always talk about how, you know, you can ask, we've asked Jeff, we've asked Bert in the past. How many times in your life have you cried? And it's almost like a handful of times. Where a woman can cry a handful of times in a day. So one of the- And this is fascinating because you talk about the crying being like a cleansing thing, like where there might not be anything sad or upsetting but just a hundred little things and you're like, you know what, I'm just stressed. Correct. That is absolutely crazy. I think a lot of times guys mistake that for weakness, but that's just, that's how we can handle things is by crying. And so last night, I told these guys when I came in, and I didn't have to tell them because it's evident. I had a good cry last night. So it was one of those that I think, I mean, and it was, I mean, there's so many things going on at the time. So I couldn't, it's, it was not tears about one thing.

It was, you know, I, I am assuming that a lot of it stemmed from the fact that I'm just, I'm frustrated that I don't feel good. You know, like I've talked about how I've battled this ear infection for the past six weeks. before that I had broken my ankle and was around on a cast for three months so since

September I have not been 100% and I think maybe last night it was just at the boiling point that I had to get it out. And so I had a good cry last night. And a lot of times for women, if you don't feel good. And again, Wendy and I joked, I have to check the calendar to see if the hormones added to it. Oh, trust me. always throws you over the time. Yeah, but it was a... By the way, I also need to watch the Super Bowl summer this weekend to regain some masculinity. Because this is the second time today we've had this conversation. Go ahead, girls. Anyway, so, but let me give the phone number at 404-741-Q-100 because I do need swollen eye remedies because the good cry last night

was a good hard I mean it started off as tear and then a little more tears and then need a

clean X to wipe it off and then I just let it go I mean I had a good hard cry so I think and

those don't come as often women cry and we have like a little cry but like the really hard ones where it's for a while.

Yes.

I don't know the last time I did that.

Let it just be overwhelming.

Yeah, it's just one of those times.

Usually those are after like a huge breakup, like where you just put yourself to sleep crying and you're like in sweatpants for two weeks and that whole thing.

But yeah, when you just get overwhelmed and let it go, your eyes get swollen shut.

Yes.

And so I said last night that I thought that my mistake was I, this happened right before I went to bed.

And then I went to bed because I know for me if I cry and I don't let myself stay vertical, you know, for gravity to help with the swelling.

And I lay down.

I mean, I actually put like a cold cloth on my eyes and I put a little ice on my eyes before I went to bed thinking that would be fine.

So I woke up this morning.

And I'll go one step further than talking about guys crying.

Yeah.

I don't ever recall ever crying to the point where it's affected my eyes, like being swollen or anything. Really? Yep. Ever? To that length. Wow. I don't think so. Really? A good cry, you need a good nap right afterwards. Yeah. You need just to go to bed. You sleep heavy. But yeah, I woke up this morning and it's one of those things like I woke up up on my eyes and I blinked a little bit and I thought well they do feel a little funny but I think they're okay like I fooled myself into thinking they're okay so because especially I can see I can open them but um but the remedy though of course comes with the fact I knew how to go to work this morning So I got up and I went to the bathroom and I was

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