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Vault: Can They Identify The Super Bowl Commercials?

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The Bert Show

Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News, Comedy

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Can They Identify The Super Bowl Commercials?

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0:00.0

My darling, the carriage awaits. The Duchess herself will be there.

0:06.9

But what if he's already in the ballroom? Waiting!

0:10.2

Sorry? Are we getting off here?

0:12.5

Huh? Oh, no. Next stop.

0:15.0

Lose yourself in a thrilling romanticie story. Think again. Take the train with Southeastern.

0:25.1

Choose from our range of tickets. Buy direct from us and pay no booking fees.

0:28.0

South Eastern.

0:37.8

This is The Bird Show. We're talking about the Super Bowl and off the air. We just had a long conversation about favorite and least favorite commercials.

0:42.6

Right. During, I know the Snickers one got a lot of talk, but I didn't see that one.

0:50.8

I didn't see that one either. I didn't see that one. I didn't see that one. I did see that one. That was where it was a bunch of guys just playing backyard football.

0:56.0

Yeah. But at the beginning of the commercial, you see Betty White is one of the people playing as the receiver and like just getting hit and knocked around all over the place.

1:00.5

And so the quarterback comes up to her and says, I mean, what is wrong with you?

1:03.5

You're playing like Betty White.

1:04.7

And he goes, I'm just so worn out.

1:06.7

Then a girl comes up to him and says, honey, here's a snicker.

1:09.4

And once Betty White ate the snicker, she turned into a guy.

1:12.7

He said, thanks so much.

1:13.9

And so, yeah, so that was cute.

1:16.6

Very cute.

1:21.6

Mike, come on.

1:25.7

Mike, what is your deal, man?

1:27.1

Oh, come on, man. You've been riding me all day. Mike, you're playing like Betty White out there. That, what is your deal, man? Oh, come on, man.

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