Call my wife.

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Been hanging out with this group of friends. There's been this guy hanging out for like,

I guess about a year, and ever since I've had a total crush on him. So one of my girlfriends was like, listen, if you're not going to make the move, I'm just going to set you up.

Basically, she's invited us all to hang out on a patio this weekend. What she decided to do

was have everybody cancel except for me and this guy. And then I'm supposed to make something

happen. We were nervous about this one going in. Just too many.

Too many people involved. Like, if you ever throw in a surprise party, you have to tell as few people as possible. So once everybody knows, and that's kind of what this was. It's a surprise for him and too many people knew. You had to get his guy friends to bail without telling him they're bailing. Right. And then if they are bailing, someone's going to say why eventually. You know the reason why we took off, man.

Yeah. Lori wants to hook up, but did you get some? Here's Lori back on the voice disguiser. Hey, Lori. Hello? Hi. Hi. Hi, how you do? Good. Good. We gave this one about a 15% chance of working going into the weekend. Too many obstacles. Oh, no. It worked?

Well, yeah, I mean, every... about a 15% chance of working going into the weekend. Too many obstacles. Oh, no. It worked?

Well, yeah, I mean, everyone, I mean, it worked as planned. Like, we showed up just us, too, and we were like, hmm, I wonder where everybody is.

So you're sitting there and he's sitting there and nobody else is there and then you put the face on?

Yeah, I was like, oh, I wonder, you know, where I could be.

And he starts texting and I start texting.

He's like, you know, he looks up and he's like, oh, you know, everybody canceled.

And I was like, oh, you know, oh, you know, oh, no, what are we going to do?

And he just stops for a minute and he goes, you know, I don't know about you, but my brother-in-law is in town and I'm going, him and I are going over the cheetah tonight.

So have a good night, like, pays for his drink gets up and late. him and I are going over the Cheetah tonight. So,

have a good night, like,

pays for his drink,

gets up and late.

Oh, no.

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