The Bert Show.

I got to share this with you guys really quickly.

Stacey yesterday is packing for vacation.

This is the trip that I take every year or every couple of years, a solo trip.

And she and the kids usually stay home while I'm defragging somewhere, right?

But they're going, my kids want the snow.

They want the snow.

They always want what you can't have, right? We don't get, my kids want the snow. They want this. They always want

what you can't have, right? We don't get a lot of snow down here. So they want to be in the

snow and do the snowman thing and everything. So Stacy is bringing the kids up to her hometown

of Bradford, Pennsylvania. Oh, wow. Does she still have a lot of family there? She does

and friends and everything. Yeah. It's a small sort of mind mentality little town in way up in Pennsylvania. And I don't know the statistics, but it's one of those towns where if you grow up there, 75% of the people never ever leave. Right. You know, it's just one of those really cool, small, tight-knit communities. The Zippo lighter factory is up there, and that's the entire industry in the town.

Everybody is real salt of the earth, but they get a ton of snow there, crazy amounts.

So she is bringing the kids up there for vacation, and she was packing yesterday, and she was

looking for one specific pair of pants yesterday because they fit her

just big enough to where she could put long johns on underneath it because cold up there too right

so she's looking all over the house for these pants and she knows exactly the kind that she wants

and she can't find them anywhere right so she's looking upstairs she's looking downstairs and

she can't find them and she's like what the hell did I do with those pants, right? So I get into the shower, and I take the pants off that I had on yesterday. You guys remember, you guys remember yesterday when I joked with you guys that I had a camel toe all day yesterday? And I felt like the pants that I had on were too tight. You even made a joke about, oh, I feel like I got in Stacy's pants. I really had Stacy's pants on yesterday. Oh, you do not. Stop it. Swear to you. Why are they so snug, man. They must have been in the dryer. She's like, what are you doing with my pants? And I said, what do you mean your pants? And she said, these are the pants that I've been looking for for the last hour and a half. And I said, I joked with their show this morning that I've got this weird camail toe this morning because these pants are too tight. And she said that those were her, quote, unquote, fat jeans. And they fit well now. She wants, you know, Long John's underneath them for the cold weather so those were the perfect pants and i

sported them all day yesterday that's awesome love it so the case of the camel toe has been solved people