The Bird Show.

All right, here's one I'm curious about.

Because this may be made up on Facebook, but there's no way for me to properly relay the words

that are on this Facebook page without us totally losing our license.

But the story goes that this dude got sort of put on restriction.

How old is he? Teenager?

Oh, let me read it to you. Yeah, he got busted because he was drinking some beer and his sister ratted him out.

I've been grounded for the next three months. Why? Because Katie decided to rat me out and tell my parents about the 12-pack I was hiding in my room.

My parents are Asian, and all of you know that Asian parents are expletive with an F strict.

12 cans equals three months of being grounded, little over the top.

Not if your parents are Asian and your sister is a filthy, expletive with a, it starts with a W, but it sounds like an age.

So far so good.

So, far so good.

Good well, bars.

Since all I can do and all I'll ever do for the next two and a half months involves sitting in front of a

computer all day. I thought I'd get a little revenge today. Everybody out there might think my sister

is such a sweet and innocent girl, but a few days ago I decided to go treasure hunting in her room

and found a little something special hidden in her closet. This will make the next two and a half months bearable.

Ladies and gentlemen, dot, dot, dot.

My sister is an expletive with a W that sounds like an H.

And it's a list of 10 guys and the things that they did to her or she did to them.

And he found this because she had written it down?

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