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Vault: He's Afraid His Boyfriend Is Cheating With A Woman!

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🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Vault: He's Afraid His Boyfriend Is Cheating With A Woman! 

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:02.0

I went to the dry cleaners to pick up my boyfriend's suit.

0:07.0

He's out of town, he's traveling on business, and he'll need it.

0:11.0

You know, when he comes back and he just couldn't pick it up and he asked me if I'd do it.

0:15.0

And I said, yeah, I went and I picked it up and you know how, you know, when you go to the dry cleaners,

0:20.0

if there's anything like

0:20.8

left in a pocket they'll kind of put it in a bag for you well there was a bag attached to the hangar

0:27.2

and um it had like a key in it and a couple of you know a little bit of change and um a phone number

0:36.0

and the phone number was obviously written in a women a woman's

0:42.5

handwriting and it's not a number I recognize but it said Nicole and so I'm

0:53.9

just you know I'm a little, I'm a little freaked.

0:56.1

I'm a little freaked by this.

0:57.2

And this happened how long ago?

0:59.5

I just got the number.

1:01.1

You just got the number.

1:01.9

So I just picked up the dry claim.

1:03.0

Okay.

1:03.2

Now, how long between finding it and when you dialed the digits?

1:08.0

I haven't dialed the digits.

1:09.2

You haven't?

1:10.1

No, that's the whole thing.

1:11.7

You're crazy comments?

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