Vault: He peed in her bed!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 19 June 2026
⏱️ 10 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.0 | Sarah wants to be on the voice disguiser. |
| 0:03.0 | Hey, Sarah. |
| 0:04.0 | Hey. |
| 0:05.0 | So should you stay or should you go? |
| 0:07.0 | We just did this with Wendy a couple of minutes ago. |
| 0:10.0 | Yes. |
| 0:11.0 | So you've been dating a guy for how long now? |
| 0:13.0 | We've been on three dates. |
| 0:14.0 | Three dates. |
| 0:15.0 | Okay. |
| 0:16.0 | And they've been great. |
| 0:18.0 | And then the last date about we went on, we went went to a party afterwards and I guess he got a little |
| 0:23.3 | too drunk and I told him he could just crash at my place well I wake up the next morning he has |
| 0:29.0 | teed in my bed oh oh no this is on the third date or after the third date? This is after the third date. |
| 0:39.6 | So he was totally, completely hammered, pees in your bed. |
| 0:43.4 | Yes. |
| 0:43.8 | He peed in my bed. |
| 0:45.2 | Did he say anything when he woke up? |
| 0:47.4 | Well, I woke up and I went and got ready and I came back out and he goes, you're |
| 0:50.8 | never going to guess what I did. |
| 0:52.7 | And I'm thinking in my head, yeah, pee in my bed, whatever, you know, but something a little kid does. |
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