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Vault: Have You Never Received A Gift From Your Spouse? These Listeners Haven't

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🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Vault: Have You Never Received A Gift From Your Spouse? These Listeners Haven't

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.6

A whole bunch of people getting yourself all stressed out over Christmas, man. It's right around the corner here. Got to go on out to the mall today. Fight the good fight. This many people that shop for at work and blah, blah, blah, blah. Then, of course, you've got your wife and you got your husband and all that. There's some that just flat out decide, I'm not going to acknowledge it. Right. No presence in this house. Mm-hmm.

0:22.5

No shortage of these calls.

0:23.9

If your husband or boyfriend, there's some that just flat out decide i'm not going to acknowledge it right no presence in this

0:21.1

house no no no no shortage of these calls if your husband or boyfriend just like you know what no no no no no

0:27.0

no no no no no no no no christmas no birthdays no nothing nothing not in this house rachel good morning

0:30.5

you're on q100 hi hey um i was actually calling because my husband and i were separated now but

0:37.1

we've been married for three and a half years and we've been together for five.

0:40.8

And at the time we've been together, he hasn't gotten me a single gift for birthday or Valentine's Day or Christmas or anything.

0:47.8

Now, is this something that he acknowledged in the front end of the relationship?

0:50.6

Like, I just want to let you know when it comes to gift giving.

0:52.7

That's not about me, man.

0:53.8

I acknowledge you all year long, so there is no special days for you. No, no, he actually, sometimes we talk ahead of time, like I have a really good idea about something I'm going to get for your birthday or I have a surprise, and then it just wouldn't happen. Really? So I don't know if he just, you know, decided either for God and never got it or just didn't want to spend the money, but I always got him gifts. And the crazy part is a lot of his gifts he would complain about. Like, they were the wrong size or, you know, it wasn't exactly what he had said that he wanted or something to that effect. Well, that's why y'all was separated. Yeah, did he tell you before you got married that he was a giant a-hole? No, no, he did it. He didn't. My feelings would be so hurt. It would be. It has nothing to do with the money. It just, it's like we said before, about the effort, the creativity, I think, is so important. and so my feelings would be hurt if somebody just didn't want to make the effort whatsoever. Well, what about, and then he complains about stuff.

1:48.1

Yeah. creativity, I think, is so important. And so my feelings would be heard if somebody just didn't want to make the effort whatsoever.

1:46.1

Well, what about, and then he complains about stuff.

1:48.0

He doesn't buy her anything. And she's like, oh, really? You got me wool gloves? They're going to be scratchy. That was three years. We could crush that. Hey, Tim, good morning. You're on Q100. Good morning, Berksho. Good morning, sir. How are you today?

1:58.8

I'm terrific. I went probably about 12 years.

2:03.7

Wow. No president. Good morning, sir. How are you today? I'm terrific. I went probably about 12 years.

2:03.7

Wow. No present at all? We're just talking about Christmas?

2:06.7

Well, no presents at all. The first year we were married for Christmas, I went out shopping and bought her a bunch of clothes, and I bought the wrong sizes.

2:18.2

Yeah.

2:18.6

So everything had to be taken back, and I was just like, you know what, screw this.

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