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Vault: Can We Make This Bert Show Member's Voiceover Dreams Come True?

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🗓️ 11 March 2026

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Vault: Can We Make This Bert Show Member's Voiceover Dreams Come True? 

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.3

If you are listening yesterday at this time, the bird show talked about our superficial resolutions, not the real deep ones.

0:08.8

Like, I'm going to be better in time management.

0:10.5

I'm going to be more sensitive, blah, blah, blah.

0:12.7

I want to catch a Marlin next year, damn it.

0:15.1

Yep.

0:15.4

That's my superficial resolution, Jeff.

0:17.2

I want to win a prize on a game show, a cash or a dresser.

0:23.2

Jen.

0:23.4

I want to play decent 18 holes of golf.

0:26.7

And Wendy?

0:28.0

I want to be dating an NFL player and be in the family and friends section by the 2009 season.

0:34.0

And then there was Melissa's also.

0:36.1

I love geek things. And some of the things I like, it's like animation and gaming, right?

0:40.7

And I always am fascinated by an anime or in gaming or whatever that all the people that get

0:46.4

the jobs to voice those characters in the game or in anime or animation or whatever, cartoon

0:52.3

network or whatever, Japanese anime, whatever. So my goal for, superficial goal for 2009 is to voice something, either in gaming or anime, animation, something, even if it's just a one word thing so that my voice can be on some kind of animation. Cool for you. That one's cool. I have no idea how the hell I'm going to do it, but I'm going to try in 2000. Okay, that was Melissa yesterday on the show. Yes, and I'm curious why I'm being sectioned out. Because you're going to get closer to your resolution, your superficial resolution this morning than the rest of us. Okay. Todd Harris, come on, step right up. This is Todd Harris from high res studios. The one I just said hi to in the-to in the studio. How are you? This is a complete surprise to Melissa. Oh, this is awesome. Hi. Hi. Well, Mikal, who is here with me and myself are from high-res studios. We're an Alpharetta-based video game developer. And we're fans of the show. We heard about the superficial goals and we wanted to come

1:44.9

here and help make it happen for you. Oh, that'd be awesome. We are right now in the middle of

1:50.0

development of a major game production. This is a four-year development cycle. It's a computer game,

1:55.4

a massively multiplayer online computer game. And we have parts and we want to cast you for voice and we want to make

2:04.0

it a stretch goal, if you will, for 2009. Mikhail maybe can fill you in on parts two and three.

2:09.6

Okay. Wow. Okay. That's a multiple parts. That's awesome. We're actually going to help you

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