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Vault: Have You Ever Tailed Your Spouse?

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🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Vault: Have You Ever Tailed Your Spouse?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.0

All right, but getting with the show now, follow this storyline, and we're going to need some real honesty from women this morning.

0:07.0

Because y'all are going to have to call yourselves out for being crazy if you've ever done this.

0:11.5

But can you explain the whole Terry Hatcher and Mike Delphino's storyline going on, Jen?

0:15.8

It's kind of a long storyline, but basically Terry Hatcher's character is dating the sexy plumber down the street,

0:22.7

and they've had this on again, off again relationship because she doesn't trust him. He's

0:27.1

involved in like this murder scandal and had been arrested in his past, and he wasn't up front

0:32.4

with her and wasn't honest with her at the beginning of the relationship, but now she knows

0:36.3

the whole story. Now they're dating again.

0:38.7

And they're just, they've just decided to move in together.

0:41.5

So they just decided to move in together.

0:43.2

And as they're moving, she finds something in his car.

0:45.8

She finds this diary, this journal in his car that makes her suspicious of him again.

0:49.6

So she decides to trail him.

0:51.6

She literally gets in her car with her daughter in the passenger seat and is like sitting

0:57.0

low in the car and they are trailing her boyfriend because she doesn't trust him.

1:03.0

Mom, stalking.

1:06.0

Are we really doing this?

1:08.0

You just made such a huge deal to your friends about how much you trust him now.

1:11.3

Well, that was before I found Mrs. Hooper's journal in his truck.

1:14.6

I would bet you anything he is not going on a plumbing job and we're going to find out.

1:19.4

Mom, if you don't trust him, why are you moving in with him?

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