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Vault: Did This Wedding Crasher Succeed?

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🗓️ 15 January 2026

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Vault: Did This Wedding Crasher Succeed? 

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:02.0

This is a little bit of the phone call that we had with Charlie on Friday, and this is him on the voice disguiser.

0:08.0

The worst, the groom, the better chance I have.

0:11.0

Because if the groom is someone like really terrible that the bride's marrying, everyone feels, you know, like the girls feel like, God, you know, at least I'm not marrying him.

0:19.0

You know, we're just, you have someone like really, you know, not so great'm not marrying him. You know, we're just, you have some good, you're someone like really, you know,

0:22.1

not so great to compare yourself to.

0:24.0

Especially if you could make fun of the bride and the groom, you know, behind their back. That's always like sort of a turn on for some reason for the girls. All right. So you're heading out to Tennessee when? I'm headed out tomorrow morning. Tomorrow? No, tonight I'm going out with the wedding tomorrow.

0:35.6

Okay.

0:36.1

Okay.

0:36.6

So, um, we can check back with you on Monday morning.

0:40.5

And if you had to give yourself odds on if you are going to do well this weekend at this wedding or not, what odds would you give yourself? Oh, I give myself pretty good odds. I mean, number one, a large wedding is out of town. Yeah, totally. And I look good. Do you have a story already in your mind of who you're going to be at the wedding?

0:57.6

I'll probably be a really nice guy type of thing, you know, sort of like a little shy maybe. I mean, it's like my sister's friend's wedding. And so they're younger, you know, I'm a little bit more successful than a lot of them. I'm sort of like a good catch, you know, type of thing. But maybe I'll just be like a little self-effacing or, you know. How old are you? I'm 26. Charlie, we'll check back in with you on Monday morning. I will tell you that you got a couple of people in here a little skeptical, but we'll check back in with you on Monday morning around 730. You see how you. Oh yeah. It's a sure thing, man. Okay, it's a sure thing. Sure thing. It's a sure thing, man. All right, Charlie now back on with us on the voice disguiser. Yep. Hey, Charlie. Yeah, hey guys. How you doing? Good, man. Well, the first question, even before you tell us how you did this weekend because we're all pretty much believing that you're going to say that you did very, very well.

1:46.1

Oh, yeah.

1:46.8

What was your story going into the wedding? What persona did you put on? I didn't put on a persona. It was still just me. Like I mentioned something. I just heard the voice disguiser, and I sound like an umpalupa. How can't make the...

2:00.1

Now I sound like a creepy guy, you know?

2:02.3

With his oompa-lupa voice.

2:03.2

Well, you sound like...

2:04.0

I think it's the material more... umpah. How can't make me... Now I sound like a creepy guy, you know,

2:02.2

with his umpa-lupa voice. Well, you sound like, I think it's the material more than it is the voice disguise where you being a creepy guy. Yeah. It wasn't any story. My sister was there, so I could make up too many stories, you know? It was her friend who was getting married. Okay. So, you know, it's just, you know, my typical swab self.

2:17.4

I can hear it.

2:18.6

Yeah.

2:19.0

It's dripping through the speakers. friends was getting married. Okay. You know, it's just, you know, my typical swab self.

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