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Vault: Bitter Ball Interviews

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🗓️ 24 June 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Vault: Bitter Ball Interviews

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0:00.0

You're on The Virtue.

0:02.2

A bitter ball was a success on Saturday night.

0:04.6

Bitterball!

0:06.2

The bitter Twitter is the coolest shit.

0:08.1

There's a lot of hot girls here.

0:09.5

A lot.

0:09.9

I don't know if I'm going to find my dream guy tonight, but preferably hot and sexy would be good.

0:14.1

She's very bitter.

0:15.2

Well, we're both getting divorced.

0:17.2

So you have a girlfriend or a white. You find that in Atlanta a lot. She's a great kisser. I'm looking for a man. Not a boy. There's a lot of cute guys here. All right, I just met her tonight. Just ran into each other. I like it. I like the energy. I think it's awesome. I'm so glad I came. We're not that drunk guy. Oh, having a good time. Real good time. Oh, yeah. Tall, dark and handsome. Tall dark and handsome. But I mean like real dark. Tall, cute and smart. That's funny. That has to be funny. I want a really tall guy with really pretty eyes.

0:54.3

I get it.

0:54.9

I'm out of the class.

0:59.3

It's a bitter ball ever.

1:01.2

It was a good time at primal on Saturday night.

1:03.4

People were lost their mind.

1:05.7

It was a lot of fun.

1:06.6

And people definitely took advantage of the bitter Twitter, which I loved.

1:10.1

That was fun.

1:10.6

Explain what that was.

1:11.6

The bitter Twitter is where you had a text message. You can text message on your phone to a number, and then you were assigned a number. So if you saw someone hot across the bar that you wanted to talk to, but we're afraid to go up to him, you could send them a text message to their number and say, hey, 1071, you're looking good tonight. and then you could respond back on the better Twitter

1:27.8

and read it on this huge giant

1:29.9

screen so everybody could see it.

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