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Vault: Bert settles his Hot Pocket debt by replacing the stolen one with two whole boxes.

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🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Bert settles his Hot Pocket debt by replacing the stolen one with two whole boxes.

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1:13.0

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1:16.7

But Brad called instead.

1:18.2

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1:21.3

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1:25.7

I have a question just to follow up on the hot pockets thing that happened in the office yesterday. Hot pockets. Just real quick. Lean pocket pockets. And the gist of the story is when I went to the microwave yesterday to heat up my food, there was a hot, hot pocket that had just been cooked. Oh, it's never a hot hot pocket. It's always frozen a little bit in the middle.

1:45.3

No, it's just the other way around.

1:47.1

It's just the other way around.

1:47.9

It's going to burn the roof of your mouth or it's not a good hot pocket. Bubbling out onto the paper plate. Yeah, but once you get into the center, I've never successfully heated one through and through. Oh, really? Really? Even with the metal-esque, you are talentless.

2:00.1

God, need to practice.

2:01.9

Even when I insert it in its metalesque sleeve. So I take the hot pocket out of the microwave and conveniently Wendy came into the break room at the very same time and she said it smelled good. So I said, well, if you want it, here you go. I don't think I'm going to eat both of them, making it sound like it was mine.

2:19.6

I give it to Wendy, even though it was a co-workers.

2:21.9

And at that point, I had no idea whose it was.

2:24.0

Wendy comes back in studio to eat it.

2:28.5

Co-worker is furious needing to find who is eating his hot pocket.

2:30.0

I love what he said to you.

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