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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2026

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Full Show PT 1: Tuesday, April 28 [Vault]

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0:00.0

Okay, can we talk about how confusing weight loss has become? Like one minute, it's carbs are bad,

0:23.5

and then the next it's, no, actually carbs are fine, but only if you walk 10,000 steps and drink a green juice, and honestly, it's just a lot. And then even if you do lose the weight, keeping it off is a whole different story. If you're struggling and want something that fits your real life, hers can help. It's designed to support you in reaching your goals in a way that actually fits your life. That's why weight loss by hers is getting so much attention right now.

0:23.5

Hers connects you your life. That's why weight loss by Hers is getting so much attention right now. Hers connects to you with licensed medical providers who create doctor-developed treatment plans tailored to you.

0:28.8

They offer access to an affordable range of FDA-approved GLP-1 medications, including the Wagobe pill and the Wagobe pen.

0:36.1

It helps regulate your appetite so you eat less

0:38.2

and keep the weight off. If you're ready to reach your goals and want to try something new, visit forehers.com slash Burt to get personalized affordable care that gets you. That's F-O-H-R-H-H-E-R-S.com slash Burt. For-HERS.com slash Burt. Wayless by HERS is not available in all 50 states Wagovi is the registered trademark of Novo Nordisk A-slash-S to get started and learn more,

0:55.5

including important safety information, Wagobe is a registered trademark of Novo Nordisk A-S-S-S.

0:54.6

Get started and learn more, including important safety information.

0:56.8

Wagobe, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit Borhers.com.

1:00.6

The Bert Show.

1:01.7

Previously on the Bert Show.

1:04.8

My boss called a meeting the other day, and she just was so obnoxious in the meeting and talking down to us and

1:12.6

telling us to step everything up, including the way we dressed. So I wrote everything I felt.

1:20.0

I even talked about her appearance, remember? I never thought I would send this, but she even felt

1:24.2

with how we dressed and came to work. And you know you knock out that email in like 60 seconds

1:28.3

because you're so mad. What are some of the specifics that you put in there that were, that you just wanted to get off of the show? Oh, I mean, I told her that we said she looks like a troll or sometimes have said that she actually looks like a man and drag and I couldn't believe she would tell us to step it up when she really does look like a man in drag.

1:46.9

Oh. That was the call we took on Friday, and that was before she got into work. Yeah. Can you imagine being in that meeting? Sorry, Bert, I didn't mean to say that you look like you dress and drag every day. Uh-uh. I mean, once that's red. Yeah.

2:05.5

Even if the boss was going to take the high road and say, you know what, it's cool, that will always be in the back of her way.

2:07.2

She'll never trust her again.

2:13.9

Jeff suggested that she infect all the computers in the office with a virus.

2:15.1

Just put it out there.

2:34.6

Which is a nice illegal suggestion. Probably, but if you could find a way to take the whole system down. Just thinking out loud. Well, you all looking at me like that. I'm just trying to help. One suggested that she just goes into the office and tells the boss that she has something that she wants to talk to her about. So they sit down privately in the office and Abby would see if the boss brought it up and then someone told her to blame it on another

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