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Vault: Bert's April Fools Prank Goes Wrong!

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🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Vault: Bert's April Fools Prank Goes Wrong!

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.5

All right, so let's backtrack here a little bit.

0:04.6

April Fool's Day.

0:06.1

I feel about April Fool's Day the same way Jeff Dollar feels about Halloween.

0:11.5

I just, for whatever reason, Halloween bugs me.

0:15.0

So I don't participate.

0:15.8

But I appreciate Melissa's, you know, passion for it. But for me, I just don't know why. I don't know. I just, they've never gotten into Halloween. I think I've only been to one, Jack K. Lantern. I think I've only been to one in the eight that we've done. Just not into it. Don't feel like engaging in it. Well, hook kids up. You come to my door and knock. You get candy. You say you always appreciate how it allows women to be horish. Yes.

0:41.2

Yes. like engaging it. Just hook kids up. You come to my door and knock. You get candy. You always appreciate how it allows women to be horish.

0:40.9

Yes.

0:41.2

Yes.

0:42.0

Like I definitely appreciate looking at the picture gallery from Big Wicket.

0:45.4

If I was a single dude, there would be no place I would not be the weekend of Halloween other than our party.

0:51.9

And I appreciate Melissa's passion for it.

0:54.1

And I, and I,

0:54.8

my passion for it is different than Jeff's, you know, that whole comment is something I'm not

1:00.6

into. It's not so much April Fool's Day that I have a problem with. It's April Fool's Day

1:06.3

on morning shows that I have the real problem with because the jokes. I've been doing this

1:10.7

quite a while and I've never really, I mean, and the amount the jokes I've been doing this quite a while and I've never really I mean in the amount of time I've been doing this I've heard maybe one or two total that were good and the rest of them are just so stupid and I just think the audience is smarter than that and they're just so dumb like a couple of, somebody, one morning show was playing the sounds of

1:28.0

like cats underneath them talking on the air and during the commercial so people would think

1:33.3

there was a cat in the car. Stupid. We all listened to it. We all came in here the next day and we're

1:37.6

like, that show is so stupid. Because they executed it poorly. Well, for seven years now,

1:44.0

these guys have wanted to do something and I've been strong on it.

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