Vault: Are You Flirtexting Wrong? The Women Who Wrote the Book about it
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show |
| 0:01.1 | Bird is so technically challenged |
| 0:03.1 | No, no, no, it's not me. |
| 0:04.2 | If there's no reason. |
| 0:05.6 | No. |
| 0:06.1 | You claim every phone and every computer. |
| 0:08.1 | Help me out on this one. |
| 0:09.3 | He is so technically challenged that |
| 0:11.2 | he screwed this up. |
| 0:12.7 | We were going to do. |
| 0:13.5 | I was having these guys transcribed |
| 0:14.7 | the text between me and our boyfriend. |
| 0:18.7 | And as they're going down, |
| 0:20.2 | we realize there's a fatal flaw here. Well, there's several different phone numbers, and Bert never programmed their names into the phone, so I couldn't figure out who was who. Oh, no. So I went ahead and programmed their names, and it turns out there's two different guys, and Bert's texting them thinking it's the same guy. Dude. You're two-timing? Dude. |
| 0:38.1 | Exactly. |
| 0:39.3 | Even more of a boosh. So when he thinks he's texting this guy we're talking about, he was actually |
| 0:43.1 | texting somebody totally different. |
| 0:44.9 | So one guy would respond and then I would text a different guy. |
| 0:48.6 | And now we're talking about it on the radio. |
| 0:50.8 | How did you ever think this was a good idea? |
| 0:52.9 | I told her. |
| 0:53.9 | I said, |
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