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Vault: Bert Needs Time Management Advice

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🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Vault: Bert Needs Time Management Advice

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0:00.0

The Vert Show.

0:01.6

I want to keep it real with you guys here for a couple of minutes. Okay. I'm actually asking for advice for you guys. Okay. And I'm not even sure that anybody has figured it out. But if you have, please help me because I can't. Okay. 404-741Q100. You know, I just can't. I can't figure out time management to save my ass.

0:21.0

Okay.

0:21.7

And this has been like a reoccurring theme going on for me for who knows how long.

0:27.2

And I feel like I have manipulated my schedule so many different ways that I should have been able to figure it out by now.

0:33.4

And I just can't.

0:34.7

I just can't.

0:35.4

Like I feel across the board right now I am failing at everything in my life.

0:40.0

Just spread too thin or you just mind is always jumping from one task to the other but not really ever accomplishing a whole project?

0:47.7

Yeah.

0:47.9

My day, it feels like to me, is a series of appointments being rushed to from one to the other and never really giving too much attention to one thing.

0:58.4

So everything's getting done, but it's just not getting done in a quality way.

1:02.1

And it's so stressful throughout the entire day.

1:04.6

Like, I don't really feel like I'm enjoying life.

1:06.6

You know, like, we got meetings at 10.30.

1:09.3

I kind of feel like I rushed through those because I have a meeting with a salesperson at 1115.

1:15.5

Or, and then at 1115, getting to the gym at 2 is always on my mind.

1:20.1

So I know that I only have a half an hour for that meeting.

1:23.5

And then coming back home and doing show prep on the show, then to the gym, and then after the

1:28.7

gym, there's more meetings or phone calls or whatever. It just always seems like I can't get

1:34.2

caught up in anything, and it feels like I'm not good at anything anymore. Like, I don't feel

1:38.4

like I'm good at this job anymore. I don't feel like I'm a good father. I don't feel like I'm a good husband right now.

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