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Vault: Bert Needs Help Handling This Superficial Debate

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🗓️ 18 March 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Vault: Bert Needs Help Handling This Superficial Debate

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0:00.0

You're on The Virtue.

0:02.0

The superficial debate is directed right towards women right here.

0:23.6

Let me tell you how I even got into it. I'm at the W. Buckhead. I think it was on Saturday night. And my group of fellows meet a group of girls. And we all start hanging out and talking, right? And throughout the course of the night, one of the girls make some kind of like side joke to another girl. and all the girls in the groups had to respond to it

0:23.5

because they knew what was going on and nobody else was. So one of the girls said, you know what

0:27.0

that's about is that Melissa here one time was mistaken for a prostitute. Somebody propositioned

0:35.0

her on the road. Like they thought thought I guess the way she was dressed

0:38.4

awesome or what have you and thought that she was a prostitute full on was confident and like

0:43.9

offered her you know like how much is this going to be wow and she just like you guys totally

0:49.7

and completely offended by it and another girl in the group says, well, I mean, it could be worse.

0:54.8

It's not like she said you were pregnant or anything.

0:57.3

So a 10-minute debate between five women starts to break out on which is more offensive.

1:04.9

To be mistaken as a prostitute or be mistaken for a pregnant woman if you are not pregnant. And it was one of these

1:13.1

moments where I was sitting back on, is this really happening? Are they really? Is this really

1:18.4

debate? They might have been buzzed, but they were very passionate about it. I'm trying to think.

1:24.0

Which is more offensive. That is a more difficult question to answer than you might think.

1:30.1

I guess it is because they were going at it for 10 minutes before finally someone in the group

1:33.5

said, okay, we got to put an end to this, but there was no clear conclusion.

1:37.1

Really?

1:37.6

None.

1:38.3

Yeah, most women right now are going, um, I don't know.

1:42.3

Well, because, well, let's dive into it. Okay? So the offensive part about being, you know, solicited as prostitute obviously means that you look available for, you know, getting paid to do that. For money. For money, yeah. To do that for money. So that means that you've either dressed. Well, let's just say it, you look cheap. Yeah. You look cheap. Too provocatively. Yeah. Provocative. Yeah. Trashy. Which is better to look cheap and trashy or to look fat. That's really the bottom line. Wow. And women... What's the struggle here? The whole fat thing is a little sense.

2:18.8

Yeah.

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