The Bird Show.

I got to share this with you.

It happened, I think, Friday on the show, off the show.

Jeff caught me talking to myself in my office.

Oh, my God.

It was the weirdest thing ever because I came around the corner and his door.

And when you hear what he was talking about, like, I actually left the room thinking, I wonder if he should take a week off. I thought maybe I'm starting to go crazy. Really? What? A little bit. I came around the corner of Bert. You'll have to help me because I can't remember exactly what you said, but it was. It was like, uh-huh, yeah, let's do that. Yeah, I came into the corner. Really? And he was sitting at his desk and he does a little Tupperware thing.

Bert every single day.

Wendy, you always hear Wendy make fun of him. It's the same thing, same time every day. The Tupperware. The balloon boy threw up in on the Today Show. Same idea. And it's whatever's, it's whatever's leftover from whatever he had dinner before, whether

Stacey made or if he went out, whatever, like some sort of programmed once robot.

Every day at 10.30 in the morning, he must eat leftovers from dinner the day before.

That wasn't unusual.

What was unusual is him right before putting a fork full of whatever in his mouth.

He said to himself, yeah, let's go there. And I thought, it's right? Jeff walked around the

corner. And I looked for, and I was sort of in a panic. I looked for the, and if you were like, please anybody, but Jeff, then it had to be Jeff.

Well, I looked for the Bluetooth because I figured, you know, because like, well, he's eating out of the little thing, so like maybe a Bluetooth. So his hand, one hand was on the Tupperware Bowl, one hand was on the fork, so there's no phone. His speaker phone is behind him, and I got to be honest with you, I don't even think partner knows how the office phones work and he had no Bluetooth in so I had to say who are you talking to and he's like what

he tried to I was in such a panic really the only option was honesty yeah and why don't you

tell them what sentence you heard in your head right before you answered it out loud. I'll tell you what was going on in my head.

Wait a minute. Brace yourself because this is a little loco. I got to tell you guys. It's kind of

crazy. I was actually mentally in Mark's truck already on the way up to the Nashville game.

Hold on. It gets better. Okay. Okay. And we were driving up to Nashville, and he was asking me if I wanted to stop at Burger King. And in my head, I said, yeah. Let's go there? Let's go there. Weird, dude. So I was having the actual, yeah, the conversation, and the trip had started before the trip and the conversation.

Should we send you to the same place that like Lindsay Lohen goes,

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