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All right, this has been brewing between Jeff and I now for a couple of years here.

And there was a time when we started the show where I was the accent guy.

And Jeff somehow, some way, I think just because he got louder, became the branded accent guy.

When were you the accent guy?

I won't get him the volume award.

Yes. I'll say exactly when I was the accent guy. You will give him the volume award. Yes. I will tell you exactly when I was the accent guy.

You had a mediocre Sean Connery once.

The mediocre Sean Connery kicked your arse back in the day.

Because we were having this thing on who's got the better for an accent or who can do a Sean Connery impression better.

So we ended up calling a hotel and trying to book the hotel as Sean Connery impression better. So we ended up like calling a hotel

and trying to book the hotel of Sean Connery to see who could stay on the line the longest of

Sean Connery and I smoked him. So we're going to sort of do the same thing this morning. But we've

moved from Scotland to England. All right. See how you can switch it up like that? How are you

going to compete with that? And we're going to put this thing finally to rest. Okay. So, much like we did six years ago when we called Scotland, what we want to do is we're going to call England. Because you can't just call a hotel here and put on an accent and get any kind of authenticity. We're not going to tell them that we're pretending to have an accent. We're just going to see who could stay on the line the longest without them asking us where we're from or calling us out. Okay. Will they really do that? I don't know. Did they do that last time in Scotland? I'm assuming Jess is going to be so bad that, yeah, within the first couple of seconds, they'll go, you know what? I'm having a bloody tough time.

Trying to figure that way you're from. See? Do you want to stop now? You want to do something else? We can do something else. We can talk about it. I'm frightened.

We could do American Idol. We can do something else if you're intimidated.

Now what happens if during the conversation they ask what part of New Zealand you're from?

Then you're called out.

Okay.

At that point, I think, we can all say that obviously they're calling you out that your accent's not authentic. Got it. Okay? Good it. My producer Tracy. May I go first as the... I know it's been a long time, but if you're the champ, for one year, three years or six years, you're still wearing the crown.

It's all yours.

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