Vault: Are you aware that you're bad in bed?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2026
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert Show. |
| 0:01.3 | All right. |
| 0:01.4 | I have a question. |
| 0:02.3 | It's one of those. |
| 0:03.0 | We may not get any calls on it. |
| 0:04.8 | And if we don't, I'd be happy because that's the goal here. |
| 0:07.6 | Okay. |
| 0:08.3 | To bring up a segment that pertains to nobody in our listening audience. |
| 0:14.1 | And I think it probably does, but I don't know that anybody would call themselves out on it. |
| 0:18.4 | 404-741-Q-100. |
| 0:21.0 | I was watching Cougar Town last week, which is becoming, as a dude, I'm probably not supposed to dig that show. I like it. I guess really, really, really funny. You guys seen it yet? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've only seen it one time, but I thought it was cute. It's funny. So I'm watching, I guess I was watching last week's episode this week. |
| 0:39.8 | And Courtney Cox's character realizes that she's not good in bed. |
| 0:45.0 | Wow. Wasn't that amazing? |
| 0:48.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:49.4 | Wait. |
| 0:50.7 | Was that high-pitched? |
| 0:52.8 | What? |
| 0:53.6 | Nothing. |
| 0:55.6 | On a scale from 1 to ten, was that a nine? |
| 0:59.6 | Definitely. |
| 1:01.0 | Was it a six? |
| 1:02.6 | Way higher. |
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