Vault: Are Parties For One-Year-Olds Overrated?
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🗓️ 6 February 2026
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.4 | I learned my lesson months and months and months ago. |
| 0:03.6 | Do you remember when Stacey and I had that big fight on the radio when she wanted to do the |
| 0:08.8 | baby shower thing? |
| 0:10.0 | Couples shower thing. |
| 0:11.8 | And I just am adamantly against those things. |
| 0:15.1 | Right. |
| 0:16.1 | Like adamantly against a guy, like a woman making their man go to something like that because we have no interest |
| 0:21.9 | in it at all right. |
| 0:22.9 | I mean, adamantly against it. But she wanted to do that when Hollis was born. And I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no. I can't ask my friends to do this. No way. No couple shower for a baby. No guy wants to do that. Please don't put my friends do that. Well, we got in a big old argument about it, |
| 0:37.5 | and it brewed on the air. And what I learned from that is that that day right there for her was so much more important to me, I mean, to her than it was for me that I just should have shut up. You know, I just should like. Just one of those give and take things. You know, that's mean something to her, be supportive. Really important to her. So I just should, in the beginning, just said, let's just do it. So I learned my lesson there. And we've got another one coming up this weekend. Okay. So Hollis is turning one years old. And Stacey wants to throw this big old blowout for him, one years old. And I've always been one of those people that think that parties for one-year-olds are ridiculous. Now, did Hayden have one? You know how my |
| 1:16.5 | memory is. Sure he did. I'm sure he did. I also know how Stacy is. You need a big old blowout |
| 1:21.3 | for Hayden, too, I'm sure. He grew up in a family that celebrate, celebrate these family |
| 1:26.1 | type things. But I've seen the kind of celebration that we're looking at this weekend that I've always looked at and gone, well, it's not going to happen in my house. Well, now it's happening in my house. How's that working out for you? So it's like, you know, she's hired this company to come on over, and there's a whole bunch of kids coming over and adults are coming over. It's going to be a major blowout. It is encompassing two homes together. We are opening the fence between our house and our neighbor Mike's house. He's the best guy in the world. There's a pool over there. Are you going to have a moonwalk? She's bringing in the whole deal. She's bringing in the deal the deal. For a one year old. No, go ahead. |
| 2:01.2 | Say what you want. |
| 2:02.4 | Well, I mean, I had the same feelings you do. |
| 2:04.2 | Because I don't want to be disrespectful. But, I mean, the celebration should be for the one year old and who's not going to remember. I mean, to me, you get two cakes. You get the one cake for the family to celebrate. And then the other cake is for Hollis to rip right through it and make a mess. |
| 2:18.4 | Now, there are some side parties also, like my mom's birthday is coming. celebrate and then the other cake is for Hollis to rip right through it and make a mess. |
| 2:18.4 | Now there are some side parties also like my mom's birthday is coming up also. So we're sort of |
| 2:22.7 | like mixing it all together. But the gist of it really is the party for our one year old Hollis. |
| 2:29.8 | I have the same kind of thought that you do. But I've realized this is important as Stacey. |
| 2:35.1 | So for my reasons of being uncomfortable, putting on a party like this are inconsequential. |
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