The Bert Show.

We met Jacob on Bert's Big Adventure, and you know how sometimes you just meet a child that has like this wisdom?

Like he's 11 years old, but he doesn't say like 11 year old things a lot of times.

Jacob is one of those kids.

And we brought him on weeks and weeks and weeks ago to see how good he would be.

It kind of like playing the role of psychologist.

He did so well.

Here's a sample of one of the calls that we took.

I am currently dating a I'm 21.

He is 32, but he lives in a house with his son's mother,

but they're no longer together.

She's supposed to be moving out actually today.

Should I stand here and, you know, try to make things work,

or should I go with everybody else's opinion and say, you know,

yeah, he's probably got, you know, he's probably with his baby's mama and all this stuff.

Whoa, that's some crazy stuff.

Well, I think that life is about what you think, not what other people think.

So don't go on the influence of everybody else.

Like, keep it real, keep it like how you want it and just basically do what you want to do, not what other people want to do. Well, if she doesn't move out, then yeah, tell her to leave. So if she's not gone today. Give her a day. Give her a day, because, like, girls are really hard to move out. So he summed it up in 30 seconds, man. Not a long, complicated adult talk. Jacob went right to it, man. We were in and out in 30 seconds. It took her longer to explain the problem than it did Jacob how to fix it. Hey, Jacob, how you doing, man? I'm doing good. How you been, dude? Yeah, it's okay. What's going on? Well, I'm just sitting here kind of.

Sitting here kind of what?

Watching stuff like the walls.

I'm just bored waiting for us to get to your phone call. Sitting there watching the walls.

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