Vault: A Mystery Song About Pregnant Women Being Smug Landed in a Listener's Inbox
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🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it, the bird show. |
| 0:01.8 | I will warn you now before I even play this song that there's one line in here that's offensive. The rest of it, you might find funny. Tracy, you may find nothing funny in it at all. Okay. Tracy, who is how far along now? Eight months. Eight months. Almost there. Almost there. Yay. There's going to be a book show, baby. Yay! Are you at the point of the just get this out of me stage? |
| 0:24.3 | Well, I mean, she's not to the point now where, I mean, if she was born now, she'd have to stay in the hospital. So I want her to stay long enough to where I can bring her home right away, but I don't necessarily want to go the full 40 weeks. I'm ready. Right. I understand that. |
| 0:38.2 | When is she officially done cooking? |
| 0:40.2 | 37 weeks, I think it's safe. |
| 0:41.8 | What's that date? |
| 0:43.0 | June 5th. |
| 0:43.7 | I was to say, don't pretend you don't know. |
| 0:47.9 | So this is the email that we got from our listener. |
| 0:51.9 | She gets this thing anonymously, this video, anonymously. |
| 0:55.2 | And then she's so offended by it that she goes back to try to track where it came from |
| 0:59.2 | and the email address is gone. |
| 1:01.9 | So somebody sent it. |
| 1:03.2 | Created the address. |
| 1:04.0 | And then deleted the address because they knew that they were going to inflict some damage. |
| 1:08.7 | Hold up. |
| 1:09.6 | Is this really just your way of playing something for me because you're trying to send me a message? Because we trust each other. No, because I'm with Jen. I really didn't know what the definition of smug was, so it couldn't be me saying that you were smug because I really didn't know what smug was. But we found out today it is... A high level of self-satisfaction. Right. |
| 1:29.1 | That still doesn't sound. |
| 1:43.7 | I mean, it's almost like a condescending kind of, I don't know. Smug does seem to me to have that connotation. It's being condescending. I don't know about me. Yeah. You know it when you see it. People used to call George Bush, George W. is smug all the time because he just had sort of that look like he knew something that you |
| 1:45.6 | didn't and he was very sad. |
| 1:46.8 | Thank you. |
| 1:47.2 | No matter what he was talking. He used to call George Bush. George W. Smug all the time because he just had sort of that look like he knew something |
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