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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Society & Culture, News, Entertainment News, Comedy

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Tuesday, March 31 [Vault]

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0:30.1

The Furt Show.

0:31.5

All right, so you tweet last night that we're going to be able to tee off on you today.

0:35.6

Oh, yeah.

0:36.1

I'm definitely going to get an ass kicking.

0:37.5

All right. Let's go. Oh, yeah. I'm definitely going to get an ass kicking. All right.

0:37.9

Let's go.

0:39.2

Let's focus.

0:40.6

Everybody focus.

0:42.1

And it's only because I've come and I've publicly been very strong on something.

0:48.3

And I'm going into this letting you know that I think I was a little bit tricked.

0:54.0

But I was I was tricked out of my own ignorance. Like I wasn't... Dude, you sound like one of our women callers right now that's just... You're making a 30-second story and you're clouding it with excuses before you even get to the details. Yeah, you're justifying it. Too many words. Come on, let's do this this just get to the problem man up what'd you do you do you went to a couple shower hmm you went to a couple shower

1:18.4

a couple's baby shower yeah oh you have well i think i think i think we should clear the floor

1:26.2

for bird right well let's let's let's hand them. I think it's only important that. I was the host. You hosted? You hosted a couple's baby shower? What? I don't even know who you are anymore, Jeff Doll. Seriously? Hand him over right now. Weren't you the one to give Burke crap? We just talked about, didn't we just talk about this yesterday?

1:45.0

I don't know, did we? What was it for yesterday? In the post show? You hosted, and so you must have known for a while that you were hosting this, you just don't spontaneously say to Jessica, you know what we should do today? We should host the baby shower. It was in it, it was like really... Okay.

1:59.9

Before we even start,

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