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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2024

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 8, 2024: Dr. P Jesus answers health questions. Sun of a B!&(h!!! Everything you've ever wanted to know about Orel & Anal Hershiser.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.7	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	90, 93, Earth.
0:25.0	This is Fraggy McDonald to my own TV station live in C.
0:30.0	N over Scotia. Total Soul Eclipse is head towards Eastern North America on Monday 8.8, 2024.
0:36.0	If the people live in those areas, make sure every eclipse glass is ready.
0:40.0	Don't look at the sun without the eclipse classes. Be extra prepared.
0:44.0	Make sure every special eclipse class is ready to look at the sun.
0:48.0	Greetings Bill Nye here talking about the total eclipse of the sun,
0:52.0	and if you're in the path in the shadow the world will go dark
0:56.6	you just want to watch it you just want to stare at it. Eclipse mania is approaching a fever pitch.
1:01.8	Solar eclipse is like a woman breastfeeding in a restaurant.
1:05.0	It's free, it's beautiful, but under no circumstances should you look at it.
1:08.0	Welcome to the show.
1:10.0	It's show time.
1:12.0	All right, you silly bastards, we got a...
1:15.0	We got to go ahead and hit the start button on another week of morning radio programs and...
1:22.0	I guess here's where we get her going welcome to the
1:25.0	half-ass morning show old fraki McDonald's pretty psyched about that eclipse
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