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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2024

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 9, 2024: Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer. KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the great Chechnyan music ban.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:19.2	The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.
0:22.4	93. X-ass morning show. 90, 3.
0:24.0	A man diagnosed with schizophrenia has been given a support dog that can help him determine what is real and what is a hallucination.
0:33.0	But the craziest part is there's no dog.
0:36.0	Scientists in Portugal have accidentally created a mouse embryo
0:40.0	that has an extra leg where its genital should be and brother same
0:46.5	yours is the size of a mouse's leg?
0:49.5	Today the Minnesota Twins officially named the television broadcast booth, the Dick Braver
0:54.4	Breser Broadcast Booth. Fans in Dick Braver Fashion Raise Your Cups for a left-handed toast
0:59.7	and salute one of the greatest ambassadors the twins have ever had.
1:03.7	Mr. Bremer, it's your pitch.
1:07.6	Showtime.
1:08.6	My eyes, coming my eyes.
1:11.0	What do you mean?
1:12.2	It got me. Oh no, Herpii? No, that government controlled
1:17.6	solar eclipse shot me right? Oh no. It shot me right in my retinas and now I can't vote
1:26.4	It was all a setup and they're tracking you now too
1:29.2	That government controlled solar eclipse. It shot me in my eyes and now unable, I'm unable to vote.
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