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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2024

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 5, 2024: Signs your significant other is trying to kill you. Nick and his FRIGGIN wife's origin story. Everything you've ever wanted to know about toilet rats.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.4	93. X half-ass morning show. Ninety-three.
0:24.0	Welcome everyone, Gorilla Monsoon here at ringside with my colleague Jesse the body
0:29.0	Ventura as the World Wrestling Federation presents the Wrestling extravaganza of all-time
0:34.8	WrestleMania.
0:35.8	You don't like sports entertainment, Wayne?
0:36.8	I got a wee bit of time for sports entertainment.
0:38.6	Mike the Miz.
0:39.6	The favorite? Oh, if you name your favorite wrestler, I will assume you want to F
0:42.8	them.
0:43.0	Alex a bliss.
0:44.0	You're coming my face, I'm going to fight you.
0:45.0	Well, you're not going to bust a nut any time we're in the ring.
0:48.0	I'm going to get off by cranking your knob.
0:50.0	There's one part of our bodies that's soft and it is soft all the time if you catch my media.
0:56.2	The face looks like my nuts, except you got a harrier Bush.
0:59.7	Look at this!
1:00.7	He's landed!
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