Good morning and welcome to the Independent Republic of Mike Graham right here on Talk Radio.

It's another day and another denial for Jeremy Corbyn this morning.

As Westminster was locked down after a car was driven into one of the anti-terror barriers earlier on this morning,

the Labour Party leader was once again scrambling to remember exactly what he did four years ago and why he actually did it.

Surely it can't be that difficult, can it?

Either he was in Tunisia to commemorate the death of some terrorists

or he wasn't.

Why is it that every time Jezer has an opportunity to prove

he doesn't like the bad guys,

he somehow manages to miss it.

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Meanwhile, back in the real world,

there are proper problems to worry about. Like, why isn't there enough affordable housing out there for the vast majority of the population?

I'm not talking about the stuff you get at very low cost.

I'm talking about the stuff that only a select few get their hands on.

Yes, that's right, the elite council house tenants.

How do you get a council house in this country?

It seems to be even more difficult than getting your hands on a Faberjeet egg.

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Dawn Nisem is here, and coming up later,

she'll be explaining why chubby older fathers are more attractive to women,

and what this new craze is about where people are dumping their unwanted tat on the street

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