Ladies and gentlemen, Greg True.

Do you see this?

Once again, the smartest man in the world, who cast takes to the eat their hair from the

glorious confines of London's most prestigious theater venue right here underneath the festering

balls of Soho.

I think we're actually at top of the festering balls of Soho tonight, several floors,

the Soho theater right here in London in the bustling Soho district, right?

We're alcoholics have gathered since time immemorial to pretend they're creative and we will

try to uphold that small thin and glide along that gossamer thread here tonight like

the spiders that we are.

Let me describe the scene to you behind me here, ladies and gentlemen.

I can't say that I've been in a room that has as many holiday festivities as this room

is that we're performing in tonight.

We're playing in front of a theater set of a show that's already playing here and I think

it's called The Night Before Christmas.

Is that what it's called?

One?

Yes.

Okay.

And my understanding is it takes place in a cathedral in Swindon and that's why it looks

the way it does right now.

There's cardboard boxes everywhere.

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