Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle Studio?

Hello. Do you know I never know where I am, but I always end up where I'm supposed to be?

Isn't that precarious?

The other day, I was at a fashion show show and I bumped into Leonardo DiCaprio.

He looked at me and said, imagine being a model who hates clothes.

And I said, imagine being a plastic surgeon with a fucked up nose.

And he said, imagine being a teacher who still needs teaching.

And I said, imagine being a preacher who doesn't believe what he's preaching.

It was like a showdown.

And then we cooled down and looked around.

And they looked at me and said, I'm like a compass.

And I said, well, I'm like the wind. And he said, I'm rock steady. And I said, I'm ever changing. And then I vomited. Welcome to the Kelly Mantle show. Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle Studio?

I don't think you're ready for these cookies, bitch.

Look at the mug beat.

Look at the hair, magna feke.

She's tins, tins, tins across the board.

So cut the check and say her name three times, because she's legendary from the exit line.

Vadies and Gently them straight from the Vegas Marquise, Miss Benji.

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