Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside, the Kelly Mantle studio?

Yeah. The other day, I was having pizza with my acting teacher and Faye Dunaway.

They set up a table just for us in the loading zone, where big trucks would pull up with big orange cones. And packages and deliveries were whizzing by Faye's

head, and she finally said, I love to devour the hour, but I usually don't know what time

it is, so I have to ask, and that's why I devour

every hour, as if it's my last. And I leaned in and said, the hour before last, yesterday morning

before tomorrow, a preacher man asked me if he could borrow my sorrow.

And I said,

Clara, que see.

And he said, oh, gracias, my amor.

Won't you sing for me, please, six pence none the richer?

And make it demure.

And Faye leaned into me and said,

You tell him it's going to cost you.

A dime and a dollar for every time you rhyme and hollaback girl. You're a carnival. You're a tilt a whirl, and if he ain't got a ticket to ride,

tell him to step aside. And I said, Faye, are you okay? And she threw her hair back and lit her cigarette and said, Barbara, please.

Order the food.

And then I vomited.

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