Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

Hello, I'm Kelly Mantle.

And this is the Kelly Mantle show.

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle Studio?

Thank you. The other day, I was in the theater district of New York, with my good Judy Bjork,

and we stumbled across an old theater where I had once done a play called The Left Fork.

As a sign of the times, they were tearing it down. You know, they're renaming the Kennedy Center after The Orange Clown.

And I walked in and I looked around.

And there was a chill in the air.

It was the kind of chills that give you thrills to dream and double dare. And I walked

right in and went backstage, and there was no one there. So I took it in, and I touched the

skin of who I was back then, and I saw who I was today. And I walked out onto the stage. It was

darkest night. And I stood there, the stage. It was darkest night.

And I stood there and I smelled the air that put me on this flight.

I saw my ghost and Beckett's 2.

And I knew exactly what to do.

You can try to take away our stages,

but you will never take away our life.

And then, I vomited.

Welcome to the Kelly Mantle Show.

Won't you come inside the Kelly Mantle Studio?

...