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Judge John Hodgman

Van Freaks Roadshow in Portland Maine

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Whose phone number should go on a cat's collar? Should WERU's Program & Operations Director Joel Mann get a pool? These disputes and more! Recorded live in Portland, Maine. With the Night & Day Jazz Trio!

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bill of Jesse Thorne. I'm here with Judge

0:06.5

John Hodgman. We are just back from our Midwest run of our Roadcourt tour.

0:11.2

We're on a little bit of a mid-rest if you will, but we're about to hit the road again. We're going to Burlington, Vermont,

0:17.8

Brookline, Massachusetts, Turner's Falls, Massachusetts, and Portland, Maine, where by the way we recorded this episode.

0:25.0

We visited Portland, Maine last year, had a great time talking about outdoor cats, parallel

0:29.8

parking, and dog walking.

0:32.0

Also, we had a special case involving our very own main man, Joel.

0:37.0

That's right, Joel Mann, program and operations director at my Summertime Chambers at W-E-R-U in U and Orland Main was there, as well as the other two

0:45.4

members of the night and day trio playing some of that Main style jazz for the entire

0:49.9

audience at the State Theater and they will be coming back.

0:52.9

Joining us once again on November 7th at that same state theater in Portland, Maine,

0:57.5

please get your tickets now at maximum fund.org slash events.

1:01.6

Please get your tickets now at maximum fund.org.

1:04.3

slash events. I said it twice because I mean it twice.

1:07.0

All right now let's go to the stage from the Van Freaks Road Show in Portland, Maine.

1:11.3

People of Portland, Maine, you asked us for live justice, and we're here to deliver it.

1:20.0

The Court of Judge John Hodgman is now in session.

1:24.0

Let's bring out our first set of litigants.

1:29.7

Please welcome to the stage, Anthony and Elise. Tonight's case, Toxo-Plasmotion to dismiss.

1:50.0

Anthony brings the case against his wife Elise.

1:52.9

Anthony wants to put his personal phone number

1:55.5

on the caller of their cat, Salem.

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