Knee High Crimes and Misdemeanors

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Liana brings the case against her boyfriend, Charlie. Charlie can't stand Liana's system for sock storage. She says that she's been storing socks just fine until he came along! Who's right? Who's wrong?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bail of Jesse Thorne.
0:06.0	This week, Knee High Crimes and Misdemeanors.
0:10.0	Leanna brings the case against her boyfriend Charlie.
0:12.8	Charlie recently moved in with Leana and her three daughters.
0:16.2	The adjustment into the household has gone well except for one thing.
0:20.2	Charlie can't stand Leana's system for sock storage.
0:25.0	Leona says she and her daughters have been storing their socks just fine
0:30.0	until Charlie came along.
0:32.0	She wants Charlie to leave her socks fine until Charlie came along.
0:32.6	She wants Charlie to leave her socks alone.
0:36.0	Who's right?
0:36.5	Who's wrong?
0:37.1	Only one can decide.
0:38.2	Please rise.
0:39.2	As Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom
0:41.8	and presents an obscure cultural reference.
0:44.5	The body looks like a skeleton wrapped tightly and hairless skin, skin the brown of a roasted
0:50.7	turkey.
0:51.8	It gleams with a glaze of ice that is left undefrosted to protect it.
0:55.7	Black lines on its back and ankles appear to be tattoos. Its mouth is frozen in an expression that
1:02.3	displays a few worn chipped teeth.
1:05.0	This mouth, which is roughly 5,300 years old,
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