Vampire Infested Barovia II #5 On the Road Again
D&D is For Nerds
Sanspants Radio
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🗓️ 3 June 2023
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
The party learns about Yender’s magic and the reason she’s been keeping it secret for so long. Pip is once more caught off-guard and frantically makes potions while Hecktor channels his new patron with immediate regret.
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| 0:00.0 | Are you done with all the swords and elves? |
| 0:05.9 | Would you instead like to get your ass hole full on spooked? |
| 0:09.4 | Go full horror mode, maybe shit your pants a little? |
| 0:12.4 | Well you should listen to Beyond the Map, our world of darkness podcast where Master of |
| 0:17.9 | Horror, Adam Cardavale, runs spine tingling world of darkness games for the rest of the crew. |
| 0:24.0 | It's like the Indies for nerds, but instead of using dungeons and dragons, we're using |
| 0:28.4 | the horror role-playing system world of darkness. |
| 0:31.5 | How good does that sound, shit? |
| 0:33.4 | So if you want to listen to that, and I'm guessing you do, because you're not crazy. |
| 0:37.1 | Go to Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever you get your pods, download it now, get a cup |
| 0:42.9 | of tea, turn off all the lights and scare yourself silly. |
| 0:47.3 | Once again, that's Beyond the Map on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your pods. |
| 0:55.1 | You're listening to The Sans Pants Network. |
| 1:04.7 | Look around you. |
| 1:05.7 | Though you can see no water for miles around, Beyond nonetheless, marooned, stranded in |
| 1:12.2 | a nightmare called Barovia. |
| 1:14.4 | To change metaphors, you, me, and my people are imprisoned here. |
| 1:20.2 | The mists that surround us are prison bars, and the devil strad our jailer. |
| 1:25.8 | There is only one way out, either we die, or the devil does. |
| 1:32.3 | First thing that happens is both of you level up, and then finally, Hector, as PIP will |
| 1:37.7 | level up one in Ranger, you will lose one level of Paladin, but you will gain two levels |
| 1:43.8 | of Warlock, if that makes sense. |
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