Hey, you done with all the swords and elves?

Would you instead like to get your ass hole full on spooked?

Go full horror mode, maybe shit your pants a little?

Well you should listen to Beyond the Map, our world of darkness podcast where Master of

Horror, Adam Cardavale, runs spine tingling world of darkness games for the rest of the crew.

It's like the Indies for nerds, but instead of using dungeons and dragons, we're using

the horror role-playing system world of darkness.

How good does that sound, shit?

So if you want to listen to that, and I'm guessing you do, because you're not crazy.

Go to Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever you get your pods, download it now, get a cup

of tea, turn off all the lights and scare yourself silly.

Once again, that's Beyond the Map, our Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your

pods.

You're listening to the Sans Pants Network.

No, you see no water for miles around you, you are, like me.

Nonetheless, Maroon, we are castaways in this terrible bad dream somebody decided to

name Barovia.

Switch up the metaphor, we are imprisoned, and the fog is the buzz of our cell and our

jailer is Baron Von Stride.

As far as I can tell, there's no way to escape, other than possibly by die, maybe by being

eaten by a wolf, let's say.

Oh, god damn it.

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