Hey, you'd done with all the swords and elves?

Would you instead like to get your ass hole full on spooked?

Go full horror mode, maybe shit your pants a little?

You should listen to Beyond the Map, our world of darkness podcast where Master of Horror,

Adam Cardavale, runs spine tingling world of darkness games for the rest of the crew.

It's like the Indies for nerds, but instead of using dungeons and dragons, we're using

the horror role-playing system world of darkness.

How good does that sound, shit?

So if you want to listen to that, and I'm guessing you do, because you're not crazy.

Go to Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever you get your pods, download it now, get a cup

of tea, you know, turn off all the lights and scare yourself silly.

Once again, that's Beyond the Map on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your

pods.

You're listening to the Sans-Pants Network.

Although you see no water for miles around, you are, like us, marooned.

You're stranded in this sad and lonely place called Barovia.

To mix metaphors we are incarcerated, before that surrounds us are the bars of our dungeon,

and Baron von Strat is out jailer.

As far as I can tell, there is only one way out, and that is to kill the Devil Strat.

Now, walking to Madame Eva's...

Caravan.

Madame Eva sits behind the table with the crystal ball in front of her.

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