Hey, you'd done with all the swords and elves?

Would you instead like to get your ass hole full on spooked?

Go full horror mode, maybe shit your pants a little?

You should listen to Beyond the Map, our world of darkness podcast where Master of Horror,

Adam Cardavale, runs spine tingling world of darkness games for the rest of the crew.

It's like the Indies for nerds, but instead of using dungeons and dragons, we're using

the horror role-playing system world of darkness.

How good does that sound, shit?

So if you want to listen to that, and I'm guessing you do, because you're not crazy.

Go to Apple Podcasts or Spotify or wherever you get your pods, download it now, get a cup

of tea, you know, turn off all the lights and scare yourself silly.

Once again, that's Beyond the Map on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your

pods.

You're listening to The Sans Pants Network.

Though you see no water for miles around, you are nonetheless marooned, stranded in

a nightmare your people called Barovia.

While I am able to travel easily between the plains, you cannot.

And as such, you find Baron Von Strad your Jailer.

There is no escape, unless I, a gogash the mighty, can defeat him.

The Baron and the Baroness stare at you with a steely cold gaze.

I will let you leave here, and I will tell you how to stop this invasion.

But I ask for one more thing.

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