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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2024

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Originally Aired June 27, 2024: Sucking tuna through a straw! Kissing crazy people. Everything you've ever wanted to know about your boss spying on you.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:14.8	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.2	Ninety-nine Morning Show. Ninety-N-N-33.
0:25.0	Oh, what's to get excited about?
0:28.0	Well, let's see, it's Thursday, right?
0:30.0	Yep, nothing to get excited about.
0:32.0	Rock paper scissors.
0:33.0	It's a stupid, stupid game.
0:34.9	The logic is really not right.
0:36.7	If you are rock and you are fighting scissors.
0:39.5	Rock, you're winning.
0:40.6	Siser, you can now not cut other things.
0:42.8	If you are Scissor, and paper coming round the corner...
0:45.8	Bye-bye.
0:46.8	You are now Origami Swan or something.
0:49.0	Good job Scissor.
0:49.8	But if you are paper and you see some rock, what is this? Like a hat. This does not hurt a rock. This help a rock. Rock can have bad hair day and paper has help out. This is a positive relation. This is like the birds on elephant back who are eating all of the poop away from elephant back.
1:07.5	Rock paper dynamite. If I'm rock and here come dynamite.
1:11.5	Guess who win this one?
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