Ultimate Eff-Off Day

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2024

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired June 28, 2024: Special Guests Belinda Jensen and Julie Nelson. Hurting yourself while on vacation. Everything you've ever wanted to know about Brazilian herpes.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.3	90.93.
0:24.0	Er.
0:25.0	Time to start the day, time to get on.
0:28.0	Woo! Let's go to work.
0:29.0	Baa!
0:30.0	You're going to need a bigger boat.
0:31.0	Coast Guard requires that I tell you where the safety exits are.
0:33.2	On this ship it's very easy anywhere over the side. Not only am I your ships Captain,
0:38.0	I am also your party Captain. It is a booze-fueled sex-rompe where anything goes.
0:42.3	Well, their boat shoes.
0:43.4	Stop with the cruises.
0:44.4	It's a dumb idea of a good vacation.
0:46.5	Anything you can do on that boat you can do here on land.
0:49.0	It's all here.
0:51.8	You don't need to go out where you do not belong with 2,000 other people floating around on this giant white toilet.
0:59.2	Let's get to it.
1:00.4	Show tone. You can kiss my ass.
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