Vaccine Rollout Chaos | Stanley Nelson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.4 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

America's COVID-19 vaccine rollout is a mess, Trevor examines Donald Trump's breakup with Fox News, and Stanley Nelson talks about his documentary "Crack: Cocaine, Corruption & Conspiracy."

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.3	Hey, what's going on, everybody?
0:06.7	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:09.9	Before we begin, I just wanted to share with all of you that I have successfully completed
0:14.8	yet another New Year's resolution.
0:16.8	Yeah, I got my email inbox down to zero,
0:21.0	and it feels so good to have no unread emails, because like, there's everybody, and then...
0:25.8	Oh man, thanks a lot, boner pills for you.net, you ruined it!
0:32.2	I got emails from...
0:33.8	Oh, that's a pretty good deal.
0:35.4	Well, I'm gonna subscribe.
0:37.4	Oh, you can... can we cut that?
0:39.6	We'll edit that out, yeah?
0:40.8	Anyway, on tonight's show, Cats are giving us COVID.
0:44.3	Monkeys are taking our jobs, and your mom can't get a vaccine.
0:49.0	Plus, filmmaker Stanley Nelson is joining us on the show to tell us the real story behind the crack epidemic.
0:54.9	So let's do this, people.
0:56.4	Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:58.8	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York,
1:03.5	somewhere in the world, this is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.
1:09.0	Here's an issue.
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