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I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.

Here's a tip for anyone out there who's trying to get the vaccine right now.

You cannot get vaccinated by making out with everyone who has had the vaccine.

But it's fun to try.

Call me Gladys.

Anyway, on tonight's show, Tom Brady defeats the Packers and Father Time.

Roy Wood Jr. defunds the police and why you're the one who should rarely be impeached.

So let's do this, people.

Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.

From Trevor's couch in New York City to your couch somewhere in the world.

This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.

Here's a tip.

Let's kick things off with the Super Bowl.

It's the night you open a blue cheese dressing that you'll end up throwing away in April.

Yesterday, the Kansas City Chiefs advanced to the big game, where they'll be facing off

against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, which means we're going to be seeing a very familiar,

very handsome face on the field.

Now to the other big story this morning, Brady is back in the Super Bowl.

For the next time in his career, Tom Brady is headed to the championship game.

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