Biden Calls for Unity | Amanda Gorman

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Trevor covers international coronavirus news, President Biden and Republicans make divergent demands for unity, and Amanda Gorman discusses her historic inaugural poem "The Hill We Climb." Please visit dailyshow.com/FirstRespondersFirst to help provide medical and psychological treatment for first responders on the front lines of fighting COVID. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.7	Ow!
0:05.2	Well, hello! What's going on, everybody?
0:06.9	I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:10.4	Before we get started, I'm happy to announce that I've completed yet another New Year's
0:15.3	resolution. Yes, my friends, I finally managed to stop eating frog eggs.
0:21.0	No wait, that was Baby Yoda's resolution.
0:23.5	Oh, that means he's got mine!
0:25.7	Anyway, on tonight's show, the stock market is going crazy.
0:28.7	Republicans are going nuts, and coronavirus is going out of control.
0:33.2	Plus, in Operation Poets, Amanda Gorman is joining us to chat about her future.
0:37.8	So let's do this, people. Welcome to the Daily Social Distance Show.
0:43.5	From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world.
0:48.0	This is the Daily Social Distance Show with Trevor Noah.
0:51.7	Here's an issue.
0:54.7	Let's kick things off with the stock markets.
0:57.6	America's number one supplier of great depressions.
1:00.6	As volatile as the stock market can be, this has been one of its wildest weeks yet.
1:06.5	Craziest business story out there.
1:08.9	An internet trading mob is driving GameStop chairs higher.
1:12.8	It appears to spite shortsellers. Look at the stock.
1:15.6	It's up more than 680% so far this year.
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