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Matt Christiansen Live
Matt Christiansen
4.8 • 587 Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 150 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Jesus himself did not run around saying I'm the Messiah, I'm the Messiah. |
| 0:03.8 | This guy, you're supposed to have a little bit of things. |
| 0:06.8 | That's exactly what Jesus said. |
| 0:08.5 | I am the message. |
| 0:09.5 | Bingo. |
| 0:10.3 | Why is it not? |
| 0:11.2 | Jesus, what's not narcissistic like this guy? |
| 0:14.0 | But when you are the Messiah, it's not narcissism to say it. |
| 0:17.1 | Yes, it is. |
| 0:18.1 | When you are the Messiah? |
| 0:19.2 | I'm going to move this along. |
| 0:22.5 | Are you retarded? |
| 0:24.4 | The R word. |
| 0:25.1 | This is shameful. |
| 0:29.2 | In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. |
| 0:33.6 | Those with loaded guns and those who dig. |
| 0:40.6 | Broadcasting from a Montana Wilderness Fortress at the headwaters of the Missouri. |
| 0:46.9 | This is Matt Christensen Live. |
| 0:58.2 | Hello and welcome to the show. |
| 1:06.9 | This is Matt Christensen live, a proud duct tape production for Tax Day, April 15th, 20, 26. |
| 1:08.4 | Hope you got your taxes done. |
| 1:09.4 | Actually, I don't. |
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